Waaaah—

Or else you will what?

I will eat you, little child.

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mrsheartfilia:

captainjewelry:

((Lucy-Mun, what happened?))

[[ I spilled hot tea on myself. AND LUCY IS NOT A KIDDO, KIDDO! (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻]]

(( oh kiddo))

((Lucy-Mun, what happened?))

mrsheartfilia:

captainjewelry:

That’s great! I’m happy for you.

Hm, okay. How are you doing, kiddo?

Kiddo? I’m seventeen. I’m pretty sure seventeen year olds are not considered kids. But I’m doing fine. Thanks for asking.

Listen, kiddo! I said I’m in a good mood. Please don’t ruin my day-

Or else I will …

That’s great! I’m happy for you.

Hm, okay. How are you doing, kiddo?

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mrsheartfilia:

captainjewelry:

I’m in a good mood today!

Did you finally get enough food?

Mhm … Yes.

I’m in a good mood today!

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I’m not a kid anymore! I’m seventeen.

Whatever. I’m going to get some pizza now! … Bye!

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mrsheartfilia:

I just think you’re pretty annoying! Ugh you’re making me hungry …

Okay I give up! You’re just too- WAIT. I’m making you h-hungry? Are you going to eat me?

You amuse me, Lucy! No thanks, I don’t eat little annoying kids.